row row row your boat gently away from me
Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave
(via idontmakesense)
being a girl is really fucking expensive
(via earthtoalexander)
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
ATTRACTIVE
ATTRACTIVE
YOU’RE ATTRACTIVE BECAUSE YOU ATTRACT PEOPLE
(Source: drunkpeeta, via idontmakesense)
how are boys able to make you feel every single emotion possible at once im done
(via aussie-antics)
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
(via aussie-antics)
five months
five months of this year have already gone by
you’ve made it five months of this year
and i’m proud of you
oh god i’ve wasted 5 months
when bugs don’t understand that I could murder them
(via zacefronsbutt)






